Updates from the Couch: Day 25

Sorry, everyone. I know it’s getting late. I couldn’t update earlier because – well – because my wife, Annie was kidnapped. I’m sure you know who took her.  Those little pricks. Anyway, I’ll update you in a few. I gotta get this little one changed and fed. Okay. I’m back. So, As I was saying,Continue reading “Updates from the Couch: Day 25”

Updates from the Couch: Day 23

Yes, you read that right – day 23. Wait, you may be thinking; what happened to day 22? Well, about that…I needed a day. You know, to decompress. Do a little reading / editing. I’m sure you understand. So, let’s just pretend that yesterday doesn’t exist, shall we? I made peace with the Troll andContinue reading “Updates from the Couch: Day 23”

This is How It Ends?

This is how it ends? Not with a whimper But a, what the fuck? Good news! There’s plenty of cola left But if you need to wipe your ass You’re shit outta luck And the people at the market Don’t get me started Half wearing masks Half socially retarded I want to grab them hardContinue reading “This is How It Ends?”